Java Loveletter

This one I wote in 2007 in an internal love letter writing competition conducted by company. I won second prize for it :-)

try{

My sweetheart Browsy,

My life, it was like an uncompiled program ,which never produces an executable code,until you instatntiated your presence in it;

                        .

Clearing all interrupts and exceptions your smilies cascaded new dreams into my primary storage.Before we met i was persisting towards multiple collections by keeping a name_mapping.xml;Usually it threw SAXParser exception. until u came by to save me by enclosing me in try catch block and typecasted me into a singleton object;

I was lost in the for loop of those multiple collections and you exited me from it;No amount of data mining could have extracted those three simple words that you said to me then;Yes,I am committed without any rollback options;I am sure that you will make our Business entity,Love.java a bug free application that will be a super class to all other business entities;And I promise,we will name all our child variables i or j as you like;

My love for you is like an infinite while loop.Don't worry about the firewall created by our parents and brothers as I've strong hacking capabilities to tunnel through their security passwords and showstopping attempts and make them agree for our marriage;Please dont implement any popup blocker to my dreams;

            Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox;

            Awaiting your instantaneous AJAX response,

            Yours Forever

            Search Engine.

}catch(HeartbeatException hbe){

            hbe.printStackTrace();

            out.println("LUB DUB LUB DUB LUB DUB");

}